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How do you fabrics : Franz Xaver Winterhalter (20 April 1805 – 8 July 1873)

German painter and lithographer, known for his portraits of royalty in the mid-nineteenth century. He was a virtuoso in the art of conveying the texture of fabrics, furs and jewellery, to which he paid no less attention than to the face. He painted very rapidly and very fluently, designing most of his compositions directly in the canvas. His portraits are elegant, refined, lifelike, and pleasantly idealized.

floozys:

circuitrants:

floozys:

the fact that breast feeding in public is up for discussion

the fact that the sexualization of breasts has gotten to the point where it gets in the way of its sole fucking purpose  

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So long as you’re discreet about it.

I mean like, public urination ain’t cool.

i don’t know what they taught you in school son but we don’t piss out of our tits 

lizzerss:

i realize these are origami but i’d probably eat the fuck out of them anyhow

andrewthepancake:

lmaoroflolz:

Not knowing what. Your Life is a Lie

landon pickles

andrewthepancake:

lmaoroflolz:

Not knowing what. Your Life is a Lie

landon pickles

spacerobot123456789:

*tips fedora at hazel grace* m’taphor

proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

chauvinistsushi:

peaceloveeva:

littlecrythings:

*AGGRESSIVELY LIVES*

*SUCCESSFULLY DIES*

Makes me laugh every time

chauvinistsushi:

peaceloveeva:

littlecrythings:

*AGGRESSIVELY LIVES*

*SUCCESSFULLY DIES*

Makes me laugh every time

bagmilk:

not—castiel:

hicstreme:

goingtoenglandjustfordoctorwho:

alex-gaskarths-leg-thing:

complete-fandomonium:

thenimbus:

eeriie:

Delphine LaLaurie was a sadistic socialite who lived in New Orleans. Her home was a chamber of horrors. On April 10, 1834, a fire broke out in the mansion’s kitchen, and firefighters found two slaves chained to the stove. They appeared to have started the fire themselves, in order to attract attention. The firefighters were lead by other slaves to the attic, where the real surprise was. Over a dozen disfigured and maimed slaves were manacled to the walls or floors. Several had been the subjects of gruesome medical experiments. One man appeared to be part of some bizarre sex change, a woman was trapped in a small cage with her limbs broken and reset to look like a crab, and another woman with arms and legs removed, and patches of her flesh sliced off in a circular motion to resemble a caterpillar. Some had had their mouths sewn shut, and had subsequently starved to death, whilst others had their hands sewn to different parts of their bodies. Most were found dead, but some were alive and begging to be killed, to release them from the pain. LaLaurie fled before she could be bought to justice – she was never caught.

Holy shit this is real.

If you don’t think female psychopathic sadists arent the most terrifying members of history….you’re very VERY wrong.

I thought this was just someone american horror story made up omfg

This is horrifying.

The best part is that Nicholas Cage bought the house this all took place in


If you’re a fan of ghost adventures i believe they id an episode there as well.

bagmilk:

not—castiel:

hicstreme:

goingtoenglandjustfordoctorwho:

alex-gaskarths-leg-thing:

complete-fandomonium:

thenimbus:

eeriie:

Delphine LaLaurie was a sadistic socialite who lived in New Orleans. Her home was a chamber of horrors. On April 10, 1834, a fire broke out in the mansion’s kitchen, and firefighters found two slaves chained to the stove. They appeared to have started the fire themselves, in order to attract attention. The firefighters were lead by other slaves to the attic, where the real surprise was. Over a dozen disfigured and maimed slaves were manacled to the walls or floors. Several had been the subjects of gruesome medical experiments. One man appeared to be part of some bizarre sex change, a woman was trapped in a small cage with her limbs broken and reset to look like a crab, and another woman with arms and legs removed, and patches of her flesh sliced off in a circular motion to resemble a caterpillar. Some had had their mouths sewn shut, and had subsequently starved to death, whilst others had their hands sewn to different parts of their bodies. Most were found dead, but some were alive and begging to be killed, to release them from the pain. LaLaurie fled before she could be bought to justice – she was never caught.

Holy shit this is real.

If you don’t think female psychopathic sadists arent the most terrifying members of history….you’re very VERY wrong.

I thought this was just someone american horror story made up omfg

This is horrifying.

The best part is that Nicholas Cage bought the house this all took place in

If you’re a fan of ghost adventures i believe they id an episode there as well.